Here is something you will definitely enjoy.....

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for
the hot seat in Kaun banega crorepathi.....

AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this
opportunity here with us.

Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di
fatah. Chak denge phatte aaj.Tusi start karo ji.

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs.
Which state has the largest sikh population ? and
your options are

A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab

Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this
question

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you
can take your time

Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai
aapne. I wud like to use my lifeline.

AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U
like to use.

Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting
pads, and your time starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on
the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for
you, I can share your disgust here. Par kya karen janta
to janardhan hoti hai. So you would like
to go with which option.

Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya
sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my
second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge.
Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni
chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon.
(Getting closer to Santa and whispers in his ears )
Isi ke to paise milte hain mujhe.
(Aloud) OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye
jayen.

Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein
chodoonga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru de kasam mereko
third life line bhi chahiye.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you,
YOu have broken a record of using all the lifelines
in the very first question. This is great.OK phone a friend
- kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.

Santa : My one and only one mera langotiya yaar.,
Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono
ikkathe he kam karte hai.

Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th
mein fail ho rahe hain Badi pakki yaari hai ji hamari,
wahe guru de kasam.

Phone rings. Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon hai
oye adi raati, ???"

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol
raha hoon Star Plus ke
Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor
hota to uski to mein ?$^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show
hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar
hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain
mere saath aur.................

Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question
pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai ji wo. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,..............
chaliye mein aapko special case ke tarah treat karte
hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota
Hai aab.

Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

Banta : oye ullu de dum, bahar se taala laga
gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang
raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen
gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.

AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho
raha hai.

Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chhord use yaar question hai
....................
(he tells him the question).

Banta : Oye.. sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail
hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai.
Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe .
Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai
, ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam
1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata
hai par sale ne yeh to Batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.

AND THIS WAS THE LAST EPISODE OF KBC !!